Like Ukraine as protesters sing “April Sun in
Cuba” to ScoMo on first day of campaign trail
& Albo says: This talk about revolution is going
a little too far & Amazon CEO says workers are
“better off” without a union & the Washington Post
says: How to Recognize Gaslighting and Respond
to it & the wrong Amazon is burning & a bday cake
says: CONGRATS ON THE ADHD DIAGNOSIS &
adhd is like: i am aware of everything within ten miles
(i can feel my bones) if i do not tap my fingers i will
die, my brain cells are vibrating & autism is like: sitting
by my computer eating sausage with Wikipedia
opened to “sausage” & being labelled as a gifted
kid is like: “Veterinarians treat ‘exotic’ bird, realise
it’s just a seagull covered in curry” & Perrotet says
he looked anxiously dapper in a Nazi outfit at
21st birthday / more to come & MGMT is like:
Whoever keeps posting Karl Marx quotes on the
break room bulletin needs to stop & straight
people when they realise they have biceps instead
of heteroceps & anarchists when they realise
it’s called the prostate & comrades say: Don’t
get arrested this Invasion Day & Baudrillard
is like: Every post on the internet is a call for help &
a UWU warehouse worker says: My coworkers and
I produce $3,000,000 worth of goods every year, the
materials and utilities cost $800,000, the tools
cost $200,000 and all of us combined get paid $500,000
which means that there’s $1,500,000 being paid to someone
who didn’t contribute to the work at all & a non-unionised
worker is like: My screens today were not good, so I’d like
to watch something on the big screen in our house while using
a smaller screen & Greta Thunberg in the club says: You
hot like our dying planet & Frodo be like: i am totally
adventurepilled / i’m in my fellowship arc / i’m basically
questmaxxing but with a shirecore aesthetic & my parents
in their 20s: Let’s buy a house and have a baby vs me in
my 20s: sure wish they hadn’t, I gotta be at work in an hour
& a waitress says: Oh, table 6 needs a lobster right now? Grow
up. / Oh, you’re having a bad time, so am I & millennials again
are like we watched 2000 people die on live tv and things have
never gotten better, we had our Cheez TV ruined by 9/11 & Gen Z
gonna be like: What’s a cheese tv? u no goating u got no riz & growing
to be uncool like your parents is like fire in an El Niño economy
& the TEAL parents are like: The planet is dying, let’s do something,
then they, like, drop a slur and capital gain more property.
