i.
gown fitting
invitation list
deckled edge
target weight
sheath dress
seating plan
tussy mussy
wishing well
VIP
ii.
nuchal translucency
recovery room
blighted ovum
foetal demise
just as well
genetic abnormality
products of conception
try again
D&C
iii.
you look tired
eating for two
cankles
varicose vein
breech presentation
epidural failure
just a little snip
instrumental birth
OMG
iv.
crunch ’n’ sip
working bee
nit comb
car pool
mufti day
plantar wart
sight words
special needs
ADD
v.
children’s ward
A&E
white blood cell count
parent room
coffee machine
lumbar puncture
PICC line
no news yet
JRA
vi.
think tank
take offline
strategic staircase
ASAP
open the kimono
burning platform
drill down
synergise
FYI
vii.
matrimonial home
date of cohabitation
pre-marital assets
erosion principle
section 75(2)(b)
without prejudice
family law act
$550 per hour plus
GST
viii.
Klippan
Lack
self-assembly
flat-pack
Ribba
Phillips head
allen key
Ikea thumb
G&T
ix.
post baby body
pelvic floor
boot camp
engage your core
girls’ night out
similar interests
coffee Martini
friends with benefits
RSV
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