Published in Overland Issue 223 Winter 2016 · Uncategorized Cautionary tales Philip Hammial Is this page scribble-ready? Possibly, but how the word? That match, I watched it sitting on my hands. So sad how they stumbled, were trampled. Meanwhile Putti pull aside the curtains & there: the Poet presented to the people! Fifty plus for that turpitude, fifty more if scant can clad! Can you believe that harem’s ripple? If you’re looking for Jesus you’d best start with Jumper’s Coke & listen carefully to Mutt’s palaver. If you want you can have my scare. For size there’s a pinch. We could spend the day rowing. I’d rather count pebbles, sort them as to colour & shape. My days of riding shotgun for nannies are over. Who should we say Hello to? Who Goodbye? Don’t late please. There’s a huge lock on this forest. We’ll need at least an hour to pick it. The gamekeeper arrives at eight. He’s never late. Sung out of wedlock: I’ll go for that. Prayed over by proper citizens, that too. Of course I’d like to have a kingdom to call my very own. What would you call it? Rogue-on-Rye. Three guesses who left the chamber pot (full) on the stove – Girl Guides to the rescue. The apparatus of matriculation is too arduous for my taste (haste makes waste). Not only did Cinderella leave us her slipper she left instructions of what not to do with it: (1) don’t ejaculate into it. (2) don’t try to imagine what it’s like to pussy-foot. Those dancing pimps how many were there, six or seven? Seven. What’s-his-name – Marat – that guy who invented the bathtub, he forgot to cross the t in tub. Scribble ready? Yes, but how the word? As to prayer, crawling? Curtains aside by Putti? Pulpit-speak, a message for the people? Come a cropper he’ll be torn apart. Read the rest of Overland 223 – If you liked this article, please subscribe or donate. Philip Hammial Philip Hammial has had twenty-eight poetry collections published. More by Philip Hammial › Overland is a not-for-profit magazine with a proud history of supporting writers, and publishing ideas and voices often excluded from other places. If you like this piece, or support Overland’s work in general, please subscribe or donate. Related articles & Essays 21 February 202521 February 2025 · The university Closing the noose: a dispatch from the front line of decasualisation Matthew Taft Across the board, universities have responded to legislation aimed at rectifying this already grim situation by halting casual hiring, cutting courses, expanding class sizes, and increasing the workloads of permanent staff. This is an unintended consequence of the legislation, yes, but given the nefarious history of the university, from systemic wage theft to bad-faith bargaining, hardly a surprising one. 19 February 2025 · Disability The devaluing of disability support Áine Kelly-Costello and Jonathan Craig Over the past couple of decades, disabled people in much of the Western world have often sought, or agreed to, more individualised funding schemes in order to gain greater “choice and control” over the support we receive. But the autonomy, dignity and flexibility we were promised seems constantly under threat or out of reach, largely because of the perception that allowing us such “luxuries” is too expensive.