Published 24 December 2009 · Main Posts Merry Christmas Koraly Dimitriadis Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas sings Santa, from his sleigh. ‘Look, Mummy – there’s Santa,’ the little girl cries at darkened skies. Merry Christmas, the Mum thinks, while she wraps up the gifts, and prepares the lamb feast, as her Mum would do. As she must do. Merry Christmas – it’s that time of year is it not? It’s time for lost I love yous punched ten years too late. I did my bit. ‘Merry Christmas,’ says the priest at the lectern of guilt. I bless Orthodox style, watch you choke on holy smoke while taking those coins to feed my hunger and fuck the ones not here they’re just drug fucked. ‘Merry Christmas!’ chimes the retailer in a tinsel decorated store of glittery jewels and every kind of doll with an abundance of kitchen-wear to slice yourself up and shiny plasma screens to zombie your eyes with and speakers to blow your brain with and food to stuff your tummy with and gifts to spread Christmas cheer with. ‘Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!’ sing the shareholders. ‘Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!’ smoke the head-honchos, with sweaty hands of hundred-dollar bills. ‘Merry fucking Christmas,’ cries the faceless slave from China that made your necklace for 5 cents to feed his family a cube of bread while you wear your thousand dollar branded necklace and feel grand. Koraly Dimitriadis Koraly is a widely published Cypriot-Australian writer and performer. She is the author of the controversial Love and F**k Poems. Koraly received an Australia Council ArtStart grant. She presents on 3CR radio and has a residency at Brunswick Street Bookstore. Her 2013 La Mama show is Exonerating The Body. She is mentored by Christos Tsiolkas. More by Koraly Dimitriadis › Overland is a not-for-profit magazine with a proud history of supporting writers, and publishing ideas and voices often excluded from other places. If you like this piece, or support Overland’s work in general, please subscribe or donate. Related articles & Essays 4 October 202418 October 2024 · Main Posts Announcing the Nakata Brophy Prize for Young Indigenous Writers 2024 longlist Editorial Team Sponsored by Trinity College at the University of Melbourne and supporters, the Nakata Brophy Prize for Young Indigenous Writers, established in 2014 and now in its ninth year, recognises the talent of young Indigenous writers across Australia. 16 August 202416 August 2024 · Poetry pork lullaby Panda Wong but an alive pig / roots in the soil /turning it over / with its snout / softening the ground / is this a hymn