Published in Overland Issue 223 Winter 2016 · Uncategorized Cautionary tales Philip Hammial Is this page scribble-ready? Possibly, but how the word? That match, I watched it sitting on my hands. So sad how they stumbled, were trampled. Meanwhile Putti pull aside the curtains & there: the Poet presented to the people! Fifty plus for that turpitude, fifty more if scant can clad! Can you believe that harem’s ripple? If you’re looking for Jesus you’d best start with Jumper’s Coke & listen carefully to Mutt’s palaver. If you want you can have my scare. For size there’s a pinch. We could spend the day rowing. I’d rather count pebbles, sort them as to colour & shape. My days of riding shotgun for nannies are over. Who should we say Hello to? Who Goodbye? Don’t late please. There’s a huge lock on this forest. We’ll need at least an hour to pick it. The gamekeeper arrives at eight. He’s never late. Sung out of wedlock: I’ll go for that. Prayed over by proper citizens, that too. Of course I’d like to have a kingdom to call my very own. What would you call it? Rogue-on-Rye. Three guesses who left the chamber pot (full) on the stove – Girl Guides to the rescue. The apparatus of matriculation is too arduous for my taste (haste makes waste). Not only did Cinderella leave us her slipper she left instructions of what not to do with it: (1) don’t ejaculate into it. (2) don’t try to imagine what it’s like to pussy-foot. Those dancing pimps how many were there, six or seven? Seven. What’s-his-name – Marat – that guy who invented the bathtub, he forgot to cross the t in tub. Scribble ready? Yes, but how the word? As to prayer, crawling? Curtains aside by Putti? Pulpit-speak, a message for the people? Come a cropper he’ll be torn apart. Read the rest of Overland 223 – If you liked this article, please subscribe or donate. Philip Hammial Philip Hammial has had twenty-eight poetry collections published. More by Philip Hammial › Overland is a not-for-profit magazine with a proud history of supporting writers, and publishing ideas and voices often excluded from other places. If you like this piece, or support Overland’s work in general, please subscribe or donate. Related articles & Essays 4 May 2026 · Journalism Journalism in decline: a response to Michael Gawenda Jeff Sparrow As the author of a jeremiad about media ethics, Gawenda must, at some stage, have stumbled across point twelve in the MEAA code. It reads: “do your utmost to achieve fair correction of errors”. I await his retraction and apology. 1 May 20261 May 2026 · Long read Dungeons & Dragons is a waste of time: an unproductive case for radical action Scott Hudson Another such casualty is the push of AI into the world of Dungeons & Dragons. Used in this way, AI purports to hack your recreational time, allowing you to maximise it by smoothing over the nitty gritty. But the thing is, the joy of D&D is the nitty gritty. AI promises to improve the productivity of work and leisure, but much of D&D thrives on being unproductive.