
Dinner party
Post: I made a terrine. So retro! Look at it.
Amy: I like that.
Chris: I like that too.
Solomon: I like that too.
Alicia: I like that too.
Ben: I have an angry face. People stopped making terrines for a reason.
Comment: Really? Ben Hampstead?
Chris: I also made a terrine …
Post: I’m wearing an orange jacket tonight.
Amy: Oh my god I’m wearing an orange jacket too!
React: I like that.
Amy: Here’s my orange jacket from the back, the front and a pocket detail.
Solomon: I like that.
Ben: I like that.
Chris: Did you see my terrine? I’ll show you again. I made a terrine!
Solomon: My cat is wearing an orange jacket.
Comment: So wrong but SO FUNNY.
React: I like that.
Solomon: I like that.
Amy: I like that.
Chris: I like that.
Alicia: So much happened while I was on the toilet! Fear of missing out. I like that.
Ben: Really? You might want to reconsider.
Comment: The jacket or the cat? Or the fear of missing out?
Comment: Ben Hampstead?
Comment: Ben Hampstead?
Ben: I just got changed into an orange jacket. And my name is Ben Hamsterhead now.
Amy: I like that.
Chris: I like that too.
React: I like that too.
Comment: We’re all wearing orange jackets Ben Hamsterhead!
Solomon: I like that.
Ben: Here’s a cat. It’s cute.
Amy: Cute! I like that.
Chris: I like that you think it’s cute.
Solomon: I like that cat.
Alicia: I like that cat too.
React: I like it too.
Chris: I made another terrine. This one has a cat in it.
Comment: Chris McDonald I find that really upsetting.
Amy: I like that you find that really upsetting.
Chris: It’s not really mine. I just wanted to show you.
Comment: Could you hide it under the table please? I like cats.
Amy: I like that you like cats and I also like that you want Chris McDonald to hide the cat terrine under the table.
Ben: I just went on a five kilometer run with Solomon Mohammed.
Amy: Whaaaat?! I’ve just been here looking at cats.
Ben: I like that.
Solomon: I like that too.
Solomon: I like that Ben Hamsterhead went on a run with me.
Comment: Ben Hamsterhead maybe we could go for a run some time?
Solomon: I’m playing Amy Winehouse. Perfect dinner party musac!
Ben: I like that.
Amy: I like that.
Chris: I like that.
Comment: Thanks for playing Amy Winehouse, Solomon Mohammed!
Solomon: I like that.
Amy: I’m in a relationship with Ben Hamsterhead.
Chris: I like that.
Alicia: I like that.
Solomon: I like that.
Ben: I would like to repeat to everyone about Amy Lu and me being in a relationship. I have a smiling face.
Amy: I like that.
Chris: I like that.
Alicia: I like that.
Comment: Wow you guys! Wow. Wow wow wow. I did not see that coming.
Solomon: I did.
Chris: I like that Solomon Mohammed did.
Amy: I like that Solomon Mohammed did too.
Alicia: I like that Solomon Mohammed did too and I also like that Solomon Mohammed is playing Amy Winehouse and also I just got naked. See?
Comment: I told the police that you got naked and now they’ve come to get you and you’re totally not at the dinner party.
Ben: I don’t think it’s fair that Chris McDonald can terrine a cat but Alicia Alicia can’t get naked.
Ben: I just got naked in support of Alicia Alicia getting naked.
Amy: I like this.
Soloman: I like this too.
Chris: I laughed out loud and I like this too.
Comment: I like this too.
Alicia: I’m back at the dinner party!
Chis: 460 people just died in an earthquake in the Philippines. I’m putting my hat on the table so we can all put in money to help them.
Chris: It’s terrible. Here’s the hat.
Chris: It’s terrible.
Chris: It’s terrible. Have you seen the hat? It’s here. Just one dollar will help.
Ben: I just threw a sheep at Dana Caro.
Comment: How did you do that?
Ben: I didn’t.
Comment: I have a confused face.
Ben: It’s like someone threw a sheep at you with my hands but it wasn’t me. I can’t explain it.
Amy: I like that.
Ben: Amy Lu this is serious.
Amy: But it was me! I pretended I was you and threw a sheep at Dana Caro!
Solomon: I’m playing ‘You Know I’m No Good’ by Amy Winehouse.
Comment: I like that.
Amy: I’m rolling on the floor and laughing out loud.
Ben: I am no longer in a relationship with Amy Lu.
Comment: I like that.
Solomon: I’m playing ‘Love is a Losing Game’ by Amy Winehouse.
Ben: I’m not friends with Solomon Mohammed anymore.
Solomon: I have stopped playing ‘Love is a Losing Game’ by Amy Winehouse.
Amy: I have left the dinner party and I no longer exist.
Comment: I made cappuccinos! So vintage! You can look at them.
Ben: I like that.
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