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i is the revolution

Written by on 14-02-2011

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10 Responses to “i is the revolution”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Overland Journal, pongpavan. pongpavan said: RT @OverlandJournal: blog update: i is the revolution http://bit.ly/gC0am9 [...]

  2. This is brilliant! But isn’t this poetry? What happened to the poetry policy – haha.

  3. Maxine says:

    I begged Gabrielle – just for this once!

  4. Haha – it’s the thin edge which hopefully will be used to widen the space wherein more poetry shall fall. Go Maxine!

  5. Wow. I love this. Thanks for publishing it.

  6. Maxine says:

    I think you might be scaring Jacinda (the blog editor), Gabrielle. But now that you mention it…

    Thanks Jason. It was a blast to write. Been a long time since I had such fun with words. Now I remember why I started all this poetry jazz.

  7. Rex says:

    Great poem!

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    Excellent write :)

  8. What an amazing poem! Bring on the revolution! Bring on poetry on the Overland blog!!!

  9. The beauty of poetry : i would rather read a poem like this than a 500 word non-fiction article!

  10. [...]  Whilst browsing with the useful tag links at the side, I happened upon a rather cool poem.  ‘i is the revolution’ was published in February this year, apparently against a no-poem policy on Overland.  It’s [...]

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