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another nail in the coffin of literature

Written by on 18-07-2009

Over the jump you can see the trailer for what the publisher describes as 'the hotly anticipated follow-up to Quirk Books' international best seller, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies'. It's entitled, of course, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. If you want to watch Mr Willoughby torn apart by a giant squid (and let's face it, who doesn't?), this is the clip for you. Note, though, that we now have a patriotic responsibility to do the same sort of damage to Australian literature. At the moment, I can't decide whether to work on Joe Wilson's Mates are all Vampires or For the Term of His Unnatural Life. Any other suggestions? [Update: let's make it a competition. Free OL sub for the best entry by early next week]

37 Responses to “another nail in the coffin of literature”

  1. MaxineC says:

    The Man Who Loved To Eat Children

  2. Jeff says:

    That's fantastic. I'd buy that straight up.
    Was also thinking of Patrick White. It's like he's already remixed them himself. I give you The Vivisector, The Burnt Ones, The Living and the Dead.

  3. Chris M says:

    Lol – especially the Patrick White comment.

  4. Robert says:

    My Brother Vlad
    The Zombie of Capricorn

  5. Richard Watts says:

    Seven Little Undead Australians
    My Brother Jack the Zombie

  6. lisa says:

    BunyipGrip
    The Brain Thief

  7. Mike_Beggs says:

    The Undead Are Many
    Dead Kelly

  8. Bel says:

    The Getting of Wisemen

  9. Alice says:

    I like Lisa's "The Brain Thief"! I'd buy that…how about…
    My Life As a Giant Slug? (Carey)
    Ghouls in Glass Houses? (Hazzard)
    Monkey Bite? (Garner)
    Silver Brumby meets Godzilla (Mitchell)
    Randolph Stow already has "The Suburbs of Hell" and "A Haunted Land"…

  10. skippy_2 says:

    The Bride’s Stripped Bones.
    The Chant of Zombie Blacksmiths.
    Bring Larks and Heroes (and Garlic).

    • Richard Watts says:

      'The Chant of Zombie Blacksmiths' is awesome! I'd buy that – presumeably they chant for braaaaiiiinnnnnsss?

  11. Alice says:

    Ha ha Dead Kelly!!

  12. Mike_Beggs says:

    I Should Never Have Let Spinner In
    "John Howard, Prime Minister" by David Barnett and Pru Goward

  13. Casey B says:

    PoisonousGasCloudStreet.

  14. Jason Ensor says:

    The Mandible that Signed the Paper
    The Brains We Have Taken
    Blissters
    Careful, He Might Eat You

  15. Maree K says:

    My Brilliant Career Goes Mutant

  16. Casey B says:

    'course, (a) that's not a zombie/monster and (b) it's still in copyright. If we're following the model of Seth whatsisname, shouldn't they be out of copyright? Makes for a small field…

    On Our Dissection?

  17. Jeff says:

    Funnily enough, I read On Our Selection recently and was astonished about how brutal it is. I was expecting this gentle slapstick and yet it's really about this bleak vista of poverty. And one of the brothers keeps performing cruel experiments on animals!

  18. Bel says:

    Picnic at Hanging Rope

  19. Nat says:

    Shroudstreet? Biting Beatie Bow? Picnic with Fangs at Rock?

  20. Zoe D says:

    The Slop (primordial ooze beast crashes suburban bbq, challenging preconceptions of humanity in motion and unraveling a complex web of drama, infidelity, dodgy parenting and moral outrage)

  21. Anwyn says:

    The Harpy In the South. The Children's Bacchae.

    Of course, the easiest of all is Undead Europe. But the book is scary enough with its original title, really.

  22. Rob Jan says:

    Dead Kelly – Sucks, This Unlife (Yahoo Serious sent this up with his spoof film, Necros Kelly): I've actually been writing a script for this one….Deadward Kelly's helmet has a special swinging door that hinges open when the zombie leans to bite its prey. Of course, the Chinese Corpse Wrangler Zombie master has his unfortunate Aussie minions wearing armour in order to thwart those pesky headshots…

    Monster Grip – (By Smellin' Garner)

    Power With Plenty Of Gory – (by Way-Too-Frank Hardy)

    Summer Of The 17th Golem –

    The Exceptionally Fatal Shore –

    Creepers, Wake! – (by Bury Jones)

    The Bury Whelan Series (Book #1) : Stiff –

    The Gutting Of His Zom – By Henry Spade-Handle Richardson

    Tommorrow, When The Z-War Began –

    Journey To The Bone Country – (by Alex Bonemiller)

    Cark Palace- (by Dank Morguehouse)

    The Especially Grisly Wife – (by Rodney Pall)

    Ulcers & Lu's Mincers – (by Pretty Scarey)

    Unhallows – (by Tim Bitten)

    Tear-a-liver By The River – (by Restica Undersod)

    Swords and Brains and Things – (by Strewth Park)

    Poor Fellow My Count D. –

    The Mangled Tree –

    My Brother Zac – (You have to know that "Zac" is slang for Zombie, which of course you do!)

    True History Of The Kelly Gangrene – (Pretty Scarey, won the Man Cooker Prize)

    My Brother Jack The Ripper –

    Rotting Away Underams –

    He Died With a Frontal Lobe In His Hand –

    Picnic At Zombie Ganging Rock – (by Moan Lindsay "Mirrannnnndddddaaaaaaaaaaghhhh!")

    Beyond the Red Stump –

    A Town Likes All Eyes – (by Never Shoot In Head)

    The Loaded Zom – (by Henry Gnawedson)

    They're A Weird Zom – (by John O'Gravey)

    Dot and The Zombieroo –

    The Bloke Within The Grave – (by David Fester)

    Mr Darwins Zombie Shooter –

    Zombie Storm Boy –

    Zee's Of The Never Never -

  23. MaxineC says:

    Picnic at Hanging Rope & He Died With A Frontal Lobe in His Hand are fantastic!

  24. ohelen says:

    The Schlock of the Gnu (Robert Hughes)

    Cephalopods Might Fly (Emily Rodda)

    The [Mysterious Incident of the] Regurgitated Shoes of the Calamari Fisherman (Morris West)

  25. Bel says:

    Zombieism: A Living Dead Story

  26. MaxineC says:

    The Manic Pudding

  27. MaxineC says:

    Seven Pickled Australians

  28. Jen says:

    Well, at least The Hobyahs don't really need a name change!

    We of the Never Dead

    Zombie Stew

  29. Jen says:

    The Sentimental Zombie

  30. PJB says:

    I aways thought "The First Stone" was about drugs.

  31. Crazy Elf says:

    Van Helsing is Looking for Alibrandi

    Tomorrow, When the War Began With Mars

    Fly Away Peter to the Bermuda Triangle

    Oscar and Lucinda and the Kraken

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